Frequently Asked Question
- THE COSMIC CUSTOMER CONCERNS™ DEPARTMENT
Q: Is Diego Dough alive?
A: It dreams at night and hardens by morning. Sometimes it whispers. I try not to listen.
Q: What happens if I lick it?
A: You’ll taste the spirit of recycled objects and disappointment. Not toxic, but also it has no taste. I did it for you, so don’t.
Q: Can you make me a throne shaped like my dog?
A: Yes, but I’ll need high-res images, a short biography of the dog, and a playlist they’d vibe to.
Q: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever covered in dough?
A: Myself. Accidentally. Long story. Never again.
Q: Is this design or art or furniture or…?
A: Yes.
Q: What if I want to marry one of the chairs?
A: That’s between you and the chair. I won’t judge. But I do charge extra for weddings.
Q: Can you come to my house and make everything weird and beautiful?
A: If you feed me pasta and give me floor space, anything’s possible.
Q: Do you cry while making the pieces?
A: Not cry… but sweat, laugh, hum, and occasionally dance like no one’s watching.
Q: Are the objects haunted?
A: Only by the ghosts of their former selves. But they’re usually friendly.
Q: What is time?
A: In my studio, 1 minute = 1 euro. Outside of that, time is soft, wobbly, and slightly pink.